I gave ChatGPT the line and it came up with the following cartoon strip. Attempted to get 6 images but didn't really work out, each image looked different despite prompting for consistency, I'm sure it'll get there at some point.
Scene: A cosy, dimly lit bar with a few patrons sitting around. The bartender is cleaning a glass behind the bar. A horse pushes open the door and walks in, catching everyone's attention.
Horse: Good evening, everyone.
Scene: The horse walks up to the bar and sits on a stool, towering over the other patrons. The bartender looks up, surprised but composed.
Bartender: Well, this is unexpected. What can I get you?
Horse: I'll have a pint of your finest ale, please.
Scene: The bartender pours a pint and sets it in front of the horse. The horse looks thoughtful, staring into the glass. The bartender leans in, curious.
Bartender: So, what brings you here? You seem a bit down.
Horse: It's been a tough day. I've been horsing around too much, and now I'm feeling a bit under the weather.
Scene: The bartender chuckles and pats the horse on the shoulder. The horse manages a small smile.
Bartender: Why the long face, buddy?
Horse: Well, besides the obvious, I'm just tired of people not taking me seriously. It's hard being the butt of jokes all the time.
Scene: The other patrons chime in, trying to cheer up the horse. They share their own funny stories and laugh together. The horse starts to feel better.
Patron 1: Hey, at least you don't have to worry about stable relationships!
Patron 2: And you never have to pony up for a cab ride!
Scene: The horse is now laughing along with everyone else, the atmosphere is light and friendly.
Horse: Thanks, everyone. I needed that laugh. Cheers to good company and good jokes!
Bartender: Cheers! And remember, this bar is always open to unique characters like you.
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