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AI for Breakfast

Chris Witham • May 17, 2024

Post 121 - Fun Friday - A horse walks into a bar…


I gave ChatGPT the line and it came up with the following cartoon strip. Attempted to get 6 images but didn't really work out, each image looked different despite prompting for consistency, I'm sure it'll get there at some point.



Scene: A cosy, dimly lit bar with a few patrons sitting around. The bartender is cleaning a glass behind the bar. A horse pushes open the door and walks in, catching everyone's attention.


Horse: Good evening, everyone.


Scene: The horse walks up to the bar and sits on a stool, towering over the other patrons. The bartender looks up, surprised but composed.


Bartender: Well, this is unexpected. What can I get you?


Horse: I'll have a pint of your finest ale, please.


Scene: The bartender pours a pint and sets it in front of the horse. The horse looks thoughtful, staring into the glass. The bartender leans in, curious.


Bartender: So, what brings you here? You seem a bit down.


Horse: It's been a tough day. I've been horsing around too much, and now I'm feeling a bit under the weather.



Scene: The bartender chuckles and pats the horse on the shoulder. The horse manages a small smile.


Bartender: Why the long face, buddy?


Horse: Well, besides the obvious, I'm just tired of people not taking me seriously. It's hard being the butt of jokes all the time.


Scene: The other patrons chime in, trying to cheer up the horse. They share their own funny stories and laugh together. The horse starts to feel better.


Patron 1: Hey, at least you don't have to worry about stable relationships!


Patron 2: And you never have to pony up for a cab ride!


Scene: The horse is now laughing along with everyone else, the atmosphere is light and friendly.


Horse: Thanks, everyone. I needed that laugh. Cheers to good company and good jokes!


Bartender: Cheers! And remember, this bar is always open to unique characters like you.

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